JP Recordings: Week 10 EOC: Lawyer Jokes

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Week 10 EOC: Lawyer Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
A: Lipstick

Question: Why don't snakes bite attorneys?
Answer: Professional courtesy.

How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, and then on the other.

How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie?
His lips begin to move.

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Music is my passion, along with everything that has to do with bringing music to life for an audience. I picture the process of making music as a blank canvas. When a song is finished, the same blank canvas becomes a work of art. That piece of art is put on display with the potential to inspire and start revolutions. I am an artist and I do not take power of music lightly. It takes a commitment to excellence and a creative thought process to make quality music. Both of these are qualities that I possess. Every element in making a song is equally important. When one process is finished it is a stroke on the canvas. As a musician (pianist) and a lyricist, I have the ability to view a canvas from multiple angles. This allows me create music and words that complement each other. I am always looking to soak up knowledge and techniques that I can involve and execute in my music, which requires me to learn quickly. My passion for making good music allows me to be dedicated to my art. I have what it takes to be successful in making music. I will only grow as an artist, which in turn, will warrant me to produce better art.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Week 10 EOC: Lawyer Jokes

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